She gutted him like a fish

Funky tonight

☛ It was a cliché wedding and the old folks wished them well. Vow’s were taken, tears shed, and a smiling bride and groom kissed for the first time as husband and wife. Effervescent, she positively glowed, her radiant husband brimmed with unadulterated joy, and the newlyweds cut the perfect cliché royal couple, bringing hope, happiness, and the promise of legacy for generations to come.


Or so the masses thought.


☛ His bloodied right hand hung clenched at his side. Princess Annis, black eyed, naked, bleeding from  both nostrils and her right ear tried her hardest to look through the fuzz of her semi-concussed mind’s eye. The pristine white bed clothes surrounded her in a blood splattered tangled mess, and one dainty shoe hung by the toes from her right foot over the end of the bed. Bloody and torn, laying confused on her back, Princess Annis tried for all the world to cut through the static of her mind and deduce where she was and what had happened.


The absence of thatch above her left her trembling. ‘What strange place is this?’ was all she could think beyond the extremities of pain. Confused further by the lack of weight of her hair, and the absence of it around herself. She could not hear the familiar sounds of those birds that visited her tower home, nor feel the never ending breeze that flooded it daily. The bed beneath her was not a lumpy palate of straw, causing further internal questioning as blows fell remorselessly upon her. Flashes of lightning, repeated extreme force and pain filled her eyes again and again, her cliché perfect nose broke with a whip lash crack beneath the centre of her brow.


A sliver of bone broken from her nose broke loose. It sliced into the frontal lobe of her brain; Princess Annis’s pleasant, happy, and kind demeanour vanishing forever, replaced by her brain damaged mind beneath the ‘Handsome Princes’ cowardly hand.


“You will obey me without question!” he screamed at her through his madness. “You are not a woman of the people, you are the property of me!”


It had been two hours and twenty minutes since the service had concluded; thirty five minutes since they had, smiling, entered the nuptial chamber; twenty eight minutes since he had rendered her unconscious and raped her. Shreds of her wedding dress lay around the Princess on her wedding bed, and her God Mother from the land of the Fae looked on in anger.


The Queens bespoke wedding gift, a magnificent white riding cloak made from polar bear and baby seal skin hung from a hook beside a sumptuous mirror. The mirror, six feet in height and three metres in breadth, was surrounded by a heavy dark wooden frame, and suspended from a beam above the floor. In the centre of the mirrors unblinking eye she saw herself bloody and broken on the enormous bed. Staring with little understanding of the situation around her. Punched in the nose, a brilliant arctic white flash silently exploded within her head, and Princess Annis’s vision cleared in an instant.


Taking in the image before her of a naked, alabaster white male, bloody of fist and sculptured of body, Princess Annis rolled quickly to her left, casting her screaming husband from her to the wooden floor beside their bed, to land on muscular his left shoulder.


With the speed of a cobra, she seized the heavy silver candelabra from beside the bed in her small perfect hand, and leapt to the floor after the Prince. Smashing through, and breaking the handsome Princes raised arms, a manically grinning Princess Annis delivered blow after blow after blow to his head and chest; his right eye popped from its socket like a cork from a champagne bottle, coming to rest onto his cheek. His silence and concave face now little more than the image of a horror story’s worst nightmare, the smallest of breaths and gentlest beats of his heart were the only sign of the life within the blonde Prince that was her husband.


Naked, smiling, and kneeling in a pool of blood the size of her husband’s ego, Princess Annis paused to catch her breath.


A moment and a lifetime later, she stood. Walking no longer with a coltish gait, Princess Annis sauntered with erotic sensuousness to her scarlet silk lined wedding gift, and lifted it from where it hung. Holding the cloak against herself, she thrilled at the softness and the warmth of it against her bruised and broken naked body.


Casting the riding hood onto the disheveled and bloody bed clothes,  Gentle Annis, for that is what she now called herself, ‘Princess Annis’ now forever dead in her minds eye, turned and strolled toward her husband’s writing desk in the far left corner of the chamber, extracting his exceptionally sharp, bone handled letter opener from the mess of correspondence he had left in utter disarray.  Wielding the six inch bladed knife with competence and a wicked grin, she turned to the wall to the right of the bed. Standing on the edge of the heavy oak bedframe, Gentle Annis cut the velvet bell pull that hung there at the extremity of her reach, leaving a two metre length dangling from her grip. Alighting, shivering less with cold and more with greater anticipation, Gentle Annis strolled around the bed to the near corpse of a Prince. Bending her husband’s naked foot upward, creating tension and exposing his achilles tendon, she slashed a large hole between tendon and bone, and threaded the tasseled end of the bell pull through, tying it off with a double half hitch around his shin. The other end she threw over an oak support beam holding the canopy above their bed; and then she pulled, lifting the pathetic and cowardly handsome Prince foot first from the floor.


With his head fifty centimetres above bloody carpets,  Gentle Annis pulled the pristine riding hood from the bed. Using the white fur outer of the cloak, she began to soak up his glorious arterial blood, slowly transforming the fantastic garment from a truly spectacular white to the brightest, bloodiest, red. Once every sensual skerrick of blood had been drawn into her cloak, laughing, Gentle Annis lay the bloodied cloak beneath her inverted husband. Regaining his letter opener, she slashed his carotid arteries, and allowed the blood to flow down across his closely shaved jaw line, over his temples, to drip onto the remainder of cloak, reddening it further. Gentle Annis moved the cloak to catch every drop of delicious blood, and reddened all remaining spots of white.


Princess Annis’s ‘White Riding Hood’ completed its transformation into Gentle Annis’s ‘Bloody Red Cloak’; an extension of both her body, but irreversably so, her soul.


Her Fae God Mother looked on in adoration.


☛ Reports over the days following the handsome Prince’s wedding and murder include a submission from the Eastern Gatehouse, about 8pm, the day of the wedding. In a shaky semi-literate hand the log reads –  “ a smal young wuman with hare the colour of cousin Trev’s wife’s white dress, so a bit grubby like, wearin’ in a red riding hood pased this way just after seven bels. She are  much battered an broozed aboot her fase. She wer carrying a basket like me Mam has, an she had bread an biscuits in it, but the biscuits were no as good as me Mam’s. She said she wer goin to see an old wuman out in the forest, an give her the good stuf in er baskit like me Mam’s. – Lance Constable Jock Smiff”


☛ To encounter a place with such a heavy canopy was unexpected by Gentle Annis, as was the weight of the wicker basket filled with only the finest stolen bakers delights, hanging by its handle from her elbow. Darkness within the forest was heavy and thick; canopy above, the undergrowth below, and the trunks of  trees stout and tall pressed in around her. Totally unafraid, Gentle Annis was mildly confused by this knowing it was still at least half an hour until sunset. Fallen leaves and pine needles crunched underfoot, whilst beastly irritating winged insects buzzed their tiny bodies and wings around her face. What could only have been a wolf howled sadly in the near distance.


Had Gentle Annis grown up anywhere other than a tower in the sky, she would have known the difference between a ‘wood’ and a ‘forest’, but alas she did not; had she done, it was not a direction she would have remotely considered. A ‘wood’ being an old english word for a stand of trees, and ‘forest’ with Frankish origin’s stemming from Norman invasion, ‘foris’ meaning ‘outside’ in regard to the law, and not always a stretch of land covered in tree’s. In essence, a forest was a patch of land kept by nobles, aristocracy, and royalty to preserve game solely for the hunt, exclusive only to themselves. Deer, roe, and wild boar the norm and main mammalian inhabitants. Hence, a place royalty hunted regularly was among the last places to be when outrunning a rather irritated Queen and her chronically henpecked King and husband.


The most dangerous known beasty in the forest was the wolf, their collective only moreso. However, nine hours and one wedding later, tables had shifted and worms had turned. It was the wee lass in the in the bloody red cloak who put the fear of God into everything within a one hundred kilometres of her.


Except one.


Click the picture, ‘La bamba’ has been cunningly placed within by yours truly.




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7 Comments Add yours

  1. Amazing. Yes, revenge is best served raw and bloody.

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    1. Particularly when you have a head injury. Thank you!

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  2. Lovingly lurid, or luridly lovely.

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    1. I am flattered, thank you. It is the beginning of her tale incidentally. You are the best! N.

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