I miss you like sleep…….

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The memories I have from my early years are vague. Father Time stole them from me long ago.

There is, however, a memory that remains firm within my grey matter; it is a remarkable event that must of happened when I was a wee ginger haired stripling of a lass, not more than five or six years of age. All the more singular an event to have remained with me these 1700 years.  That memory is of the first time that I can recall taking flight.

My mother had peeled a coarse woven dress from my body to wash, leaving me as well dressed as the day I entered the world, plus dirt.  We were inside our wee bothey, nought more than a thatch covered rude circular stone hut really, and I had been jumping from a block of roughly cut wood beside the fire onto the dirt and bulrush/straw covered floor, only to find that I did not land with a fun filled thud. Rather, I continued to rise steadily forward and upward into the highest point within the cottage, directly beneath the central part of the thatch.  This was accompanied by an in-flight sound, just like one made as a child after pursing your lips, and blowing through them.  On completion of the lip vibrations, you are left with  a mild tickling sensation on the lips and a sound known to cause raptures of laughter among children the world over, the modern description of the same would be to call it ‘a raspberry’.  A sound something along the lines of “pffffffffffffffffffffttttttt”; it makes you want to laugh if you get it right, and smile if you manage to get half way there.

So, with said “pffffft” like sound going on somewhere behind me, a gentle breeze in my face, and a stronger one from somewhere around my back, it was the most wonderful moment in my short life.  I had begun to fly.

Sadly a ruckus below was beginning to crank itself up.  

With malnourished strength, my father whirled a heavy wooden bucketish object, catching me a glancing blow along the left side of my head with its splintering upper edge.  Concussed and giggling I tenderly lifted myself from the floor, in the same movement I stretched my arm behind my back and felt it. One of a matched set.  Feathers under my young fingers, smooth and silky.  When I drew out my wing I discovered it to be slightly longer than the length of my outstretched arm.  Mystified, I repeated the process with its partner.  On closer examination, I found noted my feathers were almost identical to those of the birds that were later to be called ‘Eider Ducks’. The very same that I regularly chased with utter glee from the wee loch, and also from a craggy beach near our village.  I was utterly elated at my find, and screamed my delight to my parents.

Bitter horror followed almost immediately.  My wings, my beautiful milk chocolate brown wings dissolved into my back.  Gone.  Completely and utterly gone, and my heart of hearts broke, as did the hearts of my parents, although for reasons poles apart.


To be continued.


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2 Comments Add yours

  1. An interesting and unusual beginning to a story, and shall look forward to reading the rest. The ‘dialect’-type dialogue is bothering me severely, though. You’ve got bits of Welsh, bits of Scots, some bits that remind me of Dick van Dyke attempting a Cockney accent in Mary Poppins and some bits I can’t place at all but are obviously meant to be something. Safest way to avoid this is not to attempt dialect unless you are genuinely English, Welsh, Irish or Scottish – and even if you are – no need. If you set the scene clearly your readers will supply the accent in their heads, just as they would supply ‘pictures’ if listening to the radio. Say you’re Australian, all you need to do is adopt a fairly standard version of the English language (so avoid references to drongos and billabongs or exclamations of Blow me kangaroo down, sport) then say whatever the character wants to say. If reader is already clear that she’s in a Welsh cottage, a Cornish tin mine, a Irish peat bog, a Scottish castle or a London chimney sweep’s lodgings circa 1860, she will ‘hear’ the dialect and not be distracted from your fantastical tale of a child who sprouts chocolate coloured wings and finds herself hovering just below the ceiling! 🙂 🙂


  2. Fantastic. In all honesty I hadn’t given much thought to that, moreso the direction of the story as opposed to the voice and intricacies of it. This is pretty much first draft stuff incidally. Greatly appreciated, and PLEASE keep giving as much criticism as possible. It is fantastic that someone has taken the time to read it, let alone aid me what I am hoping to achieve.




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